Redneck Island: I Almost Started Watching CMT

You almost had me CMT. You know I’m a sucker for reality television and somehow you found out that my favorite wrestler of all time is Stone Cold Steve Austin. When I first heard about a new reality show called Redneck Island, I had visions of the most amazing rose ceremony with Steve Austin himself doing the following to the eliminated contestants:

After reading the press release I was struck by one key phrase that I have highlighted below.

“Redneck Island begins with 12 men and women competing as teams in a fight for $100,000 cash. From a remote location, Austin will guide the contestants through a number of hilarious mental and physical challenges designed to celebrate the group’s strengths and limitations. At the end of each episode, teammates will send one competitor packing.”

Remote location?? That means he won’t be there to hand out stunners to the losers? I’m OUT CMT. You had me, and then you lost me.

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