Attention Hipsters: Time to Lose the Glasses

Today, I was forced to watch the Heat’s victory parade while running on a treadmill at lunch. A big thanks to ESPN for that.  Since I can’t control what’s on the television, I was stuck. For those keeping track at home, that pretty much describes my own personal hell. After forcing me to watch soccer last week, this was pretty much the only way ESPN could make me more angry. To top it off, I had to watch Asshat Extraordinaire Pat Riley smiling. He also decided to wear a pair of stupid hipster glasses that the Heat have decided to popularize.

I don't always wear glasses, but when I do, I look like a douche bag.

If you’re saying to yourself, “Hey! I recognize those, they’re the same glasses all the morons in Bucktown are wearing!” You’d be correct. They’re dirty hipster glasses. Attention, hipsters: When Pat Riley starts copying your terrible fashion, it’s time to move on to something different the same as all your other dumb friends trying to be different.

God I hate hipsters

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